Hmmm, Could Barbara be a blond?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 20-Jul-2007 15:33:15

Barbara was taking her first skydiving lesson. The instructor told her to jump out of the plane and pull her rip cord, explaining that he himself would jump out right behind her so that they would go down together. Barbara understood and was ready.
Just before it was time for Barbara to jump out of the plane, the instructor reminded her that he would be right behind her. She jumped, and, after being in the air for a few seconds, pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed her out of the plane. He pulled his rip cord but the parachute didn't open.
As he struggled to pull the emergency rip cord, he shot downward and darted past Barbara. Seeing this, Barbara quickly undid the straps to her own parachute, and yelled after him, "So you wanna race, huh?"

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 21-Jul-2007 12:02:20

LMAO! Oh my gosh! How stupid can someone be! Hahahahahaha!

Post 3 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 21-Jul-2007 17:49:12

Now I thought they covered up that little bit of information. Now who leaked it!

Post 4 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Saturday, 21-Jul-2007 21:33:18

hehegh becky, nice one. Roflmao!